How's it going? Hope 2017 has been treating you all right, so far. Over the weekend, the Mrs. and I had the pleasure of attending an event hosted by
Klymaxxx Nation, Splash Super Bash.
Klymaxxx is a lifestyle group based out of Harrisburg, PA. The group hosts about four to six events, also known as "Bashes", throughout the year. When an event reaches a certain capacity in interest, ticket sales, etc. it becomes a "Super Bash".
Splash Bash is a full hotel takeover. The only guests that will be staying the night Saturday night will be
Klymaxxx members attending the party.
The
Splash Bash started back in 2014 when
Klymaxxx hosted an indoor pool party in the dead of winter. It was a hit. As the years went on, the event became a Super Bash in 2016 when there were over 350 guests. All of the rooms at the host hotel, the Clarion Hotel and Conference Center in Hagerstown, MD were sold out. Late sign-ups had to book rooms at a couple of nearby overflow hotels. The Mrs and I were all booked to attend the 2016 Splash Bash, but the area was hit with a massive snow storm that weekend and the event was rescheduled to a later date and unfortunately we weren't able to attend.
However, we were able to make the 2017 event! So here we go: We arrived to the hotel about 1:30 or so in the afternoon. We wanted to get an early jump on Friday afternoon traffic. We made great time. It took us a little over an hour to get there. We were the first of the group to check in. Many members were arriving on Friday, to get an early start to the festivities. The outside of the hotel was a bit dated and in minor disrepair. We checked in at the front desk and it was like a trip in a time-warp! This place hadn't been updated since the '80s, at best. The front desk is also shared by the Rodeway Inn that is adjacent to the Clarion. We accidentally stumbled upon the Rodeway Inn side while trying to locate the elevator to get to the second floor of the Clarion. God Bless anyone that has to stay at the Rodeway, because clearly you have been dealt a bad hand and you need a place to stay to help you get back on your feet. Back to the Clarion, since we were the first to arrive, we kinda had our pick of the atrium rooms. We didn't care, so we picked a room, but when we went in to go unload our things, the room smelled like damp carpet. So the front desk was very accommodating and checked us into a nicer room on the second floor. The room looked like it was in the process of being updated. The sliding door opened out to a balcony overlooking the pool and atrium areas. It was a nice looking pool and it was a good set up. The hotel just really needed a cosmetic update. In the meantime some fresh paint and carpet cleaning would do. While unpacking, another couple came by to introduce themselves. They were nice and hospitable. They have partied with the group in the past and were semi-active members, as they live several hours away from the closest lifestyle club or any regularly Klymaxxx sponsored event. We walked around and searched for the ice machine, which took forever. We made a couple of drinks and chilled as more people started to arrive. As you may (or may not) know, we are an interracial couple, black male and Hispanic female. Being in the lifestyle you don't come in contact with too many minority couples, unless it's a minority themed takeover/event. We were the ONLY minorities at the hotel that evening! We decided to meet with several of the group members at a local restaurant for dinner. It would give an opportunity to meet some new people and to maybe scope out prospective playmates. ;-)
Dinner was at the Tilted Kilt, not far from the hotel. I guess since we were eating at the Tilted Kilt, many of the men thought it would be fun to wear kilts. Not sure what the deal is with men and kilts, but they were rocking them and it was cold out that night! Anyway, the dinner was social and fun. Over the course of dinner, about three or four other black guys came in with their partners/dates. Not sure if they were wives or girlfriends because the guys never introduced themselves or their ladies. Which is weird from a black guy standpoint. One, because we have this thing about acknowledging one another with a head nod if we are in the company of a lot of non-blacks. Had a friend that said it's our way of saying "I see you, other black man." But it was also strange from a lifestyle standpoint. Everyone there knew each other, for the most part. We were the "newbies" and people usually introduce themselves to the newbies. There was this one couple that was very friendly, but not attractive to us at all. The wife looked like she just finished working in a horse stable! She had on a hooded sweatshirt! Most of the other ladies looked "casual date night sexy". She looked "fuck it" un-sexy. Then they started talking about pick-up trucks. As I am sitting there I am trying to figure out what are we going to tell our sitter as to why we are home a day early because I just KNEW when we got in the car the Mrs. was going to say "We are getting the hell out of here!" Anyway, dinner was good and people started to get loose as the night went on and the drinks started to kick in. We started to have good conversation and the evening wasn't a total loss. We all agreed to that we would see everyone back at the hotel and we would have some more drinks and have some fun.
Back at the hotel we decided to grab a couple of drinks and walk around the atrium area. People were out socializing and introducing themselves to us and each other. It was pretty chill. As the drinks started to kick in, things got more and more rowdy. Which wouldn't be a bad thing, but unfortunately, our event started the next day. The hotel was currently hosting a couple of kid birthday parties. I guess the parents rent a couple of rooms, the kids hang out in the pool, eat pizza play games, etc. So things were heating up, the body shots come out and the Mrs. is quickly drafted to become the receiver of one by the female half of a couple. She quickly licks the alcohol and whipped cream off of the Mrs. nipples, but she slowly cleans her up with more longer, deliberate licks. The shit was hot and really set the tone for the next night for the official event to pop off!!!
The day of the event was mostly us running around, getting snacks and door and room decorations. We were SO excited for the event. Mostly me! As the evening rolled around and the drinks started to kick in, we could see the event unfolding: the DJ was playing music, decorations were coming up. It was really looking nice. More people stated to arrive. The various vendors were setting up. It was going to be epic!!! Then it wasn't....
We aren't sure what happened, but the event was lame as fuck! At least it was for us. The DJ really wasn't DJ'ing. The indoor pool was cold, so not too many people got in. The demonstrations were OK, but not really our thing. They were definitely geared towards the BDSM crowd. We are social swingers: we like to meet new people and have a good time and if it leads to something that night, great! If it leads to us being friends to party and hang out with even better! If it leads to us swapping at some point down the road, the best!!! This was a crowd that knew how to have fun. There was a decent amount of play in some of the rooms, but they all were closed door. So more than likely, the people that they played with, they probably played with before. It was a real disappointing event that made us both feel like we would not attend another
Klymaxxx function, unfortunately. The members are very nice and most are pretty friendly, but they aren't our type and it doesn't seem like their type of "fun" is our type of "fun".
Thanks for reading and happy fucking!
Mr. and Mrs. Moore
